Max Fischer:
"My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. My safety’s Harvard."

• 5x8" - 96 pages
• Dot or Ruled paper
• Soft Cover

Walt Bishop:
"Holy Christ, what am I looking at here?"

Laura Bishop:
"He does watercolors. Mostly landscapes but a few nudes."

• Trays are pressed out of matte, anodized aluminium.
• Ideal for your desktop instruments
• 190x130x28mm.

Jack:
"I love you too, but I’m gonna mace you in the face!"

• 4lb Dayton head
• 35”h x 7.5”w x 1.5”d
• 5160 American alloy steel
• 35" fine grain Appalachian hickory
• Bridle leather sheath
• Hand-made wood crate

Eli:
“Why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone’s *not* a genius? Do you especially think I’m *not* a genius? You didn’t even have to think about it, did you?”

• Incredible old airmail sets in immaculate condition for sending letters to far flung friends
• Each box has 24 envelopes and 36 sheets of onion skin paper
• The box (9x6.75") is fairly amazing too

Francis:
[spotting some children crossing a river] "Look at these assholes."

Flask:

• Volume: 10 oz.
• Weight: 13.2 oz. (with case)
• 6.375” x 4” x 1.175" (including cap)
• Captive hinged screw-top
• Stainless steel funnel
• Pewter body
• Stainless steel screw-top and funnel
• Lead-free

Case:

• 7.75” x 5.625”
• Best Made snap
• 6.25 oz American waxed cotton / nylon blend
• 20 oz. wool lining

Steve Zissou:
"Oseary, this is probably my son Ned."

• Designed by Julia Kostreva
• Black Block, Marble, and Blush
• Paperback book format
• 5x8" feature both month & week to view
• blank pages, list sections & year goals
• 176 pages

Dr. Peter Flynn:
"I understand you’re a neurosurgeon."

Bert Fischer:
"No, I’m a barber, but a lot of people make that mistake."

• Designed by Julia Kostreva
• Even Edward's scissors weren't as excellent as these old pairs
• Four holes = two for you & two for your teacher
• Perfect working order to be used for paper or general admiration