You’re sitting in a bathroom that’s right out of a Sander Plug video - the walls, the toilet, the floor - every object is monochromatic. You don’t think much of it until you take a look at your business, which came out a nice smooth aqua blue.
This is when you remember your last full meal - Fruity Pebbles and Flintstone Kids vitamins. You grab a few sheets of the seafoam green tissue and get on with your day. It’s going to be a solid one.
Shout out to bbell, j dub & claire.
xx
Stefan
- Cushioned collar for comfort around your ankle
- And comfort in your toes
- Your socks will want to party
- It’s a sneaker
- Waffle-pattern outsole for traction
- Leggo my eggo
- Mid-weight textured knit
- Distressed laddering
- Scoop neck & ribbed trims
- Oversized fit
- 100% cotton
- Fits true to size - take your normal size
- Delicate Hand wash
- For delicate hands
- My fingers hurt
- Well your back’s going to hurt because you just pulled landscaping
- 100% worsted wool
- Worsted is a type of wool yarn and derives from Worstead, a village in the English county of NorfolK
- #historylessonfordayzz
- Soft, warm and durable
- The black square patch was inspired by the rebellious simplicity of Kazimir Malevich’s iconic 1915 painting Black Square
- #arthistory
- Made in the USA
- Unbranded because you are so chill
- Doesn't pill
- Doesn't itch
- Doesn’t scratch
- Take it to the house
- Hidden button placket and chest pockets
- Placket means “opening”
- So you can roll the sleeves up HARD
- In case you have SICK arms
- Or a COOL turtleneck that you want to flaunt
- Custom distressing
- By agent 94 Aurora
- Branded brushed nickel hardware
- Software non-existent
- A 424 Original high quality basic
- Who you callin’ basic, bitch
- 100% premium 9 oz supima cotton
- Not subpoena cotton, which is the type of cotton that is worn in court
- Wear in court to be clever
- 424 signature back stitch detail
- Self ribbing
- Relaxed fit
- Dry clean only
- Sourced and made in LA
- To live in die in LA
- It’s the place to be
- You’ve got to be there to know it
- Shout out to Tupac’s played out holigram
- Loose style, yeezy color
- Color looks good on white guys, brown guys, green guys, yellow guys, black guys, purple rascals and orange guys
- But espeically on black guys
- On second thought, not orange guys
- Made in France
- Vintage acrylic frameless sunglasses
- No frame, no shame
- That’s what I always say
- Inspired by someone’s grandma’s cataract surgery
- Works great if you don’t want to turn your head, ever
- Protect your periph©
- Stamped Breveté SGDG on stem
- Exact date and origin is unknown
- *Cyclops wanted a custom pair but was denied
