Danish Brand
Waterproof when wet
For when it rains
Which is why the brand is called Rains
Also waterproof when dry
Cha ching
The gold is from Raiders of the Lost Arc
Nope
The zippers make gold zipper noises
Which turn into gold records
If you’re Pharrel
Shout out to Pharrell
Must be placed on a box when unused
Interior two zipped pockets
Symbols on zipper are from 1400 BC
It translates to “triangle, squiggly lines”
Sturdier than Sammy Sosa’s thighs
Breathing holes at the bottom
In case you plan on carrying a person
Räven means Fox in Swedish
Foxes need backpacks
Waxy for extra durability in the forrest
Has nice straps for ppl with strong grips
You better not have a weak grip
Ask for other colors
But don’t ask for weak straps
Camo so you can skate anonymously
Does not fit rollerblades
Does not fit salads
Does not fit anything other than pogs
Sometimes fits a N64 with Goldeneye
Shout out to Heelflip Johnny
Black canvas
This is a proper backpack
Serves as a dope carry-on
Made in the USA
Has a capacity of approx. 25.5 litres
Just in case you had a lot of soda
I like Fresca
What about you
Lightweight suede with leather trims
Oversize front zip pocket
To fit your oversized wallet
Straps are adjustable
And so is your attitude
You need an attitude adjustment
This is expensive
These palms remind me of Dr. Seuss
In the best way possible
Dr. Seuss was a G
He would have loved this backpack
BTW These colors will look great on you
If you are naked
Wear this backpack naked
Also in Black (swipe image for more)
Classic Jean Paul Gaultier bomber
Only it’s a backpack
Part proceeds go to
Designers Against AIDS
If you don’t buy this backpack
You’re a bad person
Just kidding fam
You’re fucking great
Mike Kors is my dude
This pack is straight fire
Petina allupinya after a few years
This is some American Psycho shit
You’ll have great hair when wearing this
Unless you’re bald
Even if you’re bald you’ll have great hair
For women
Aphrodisiacally compelling
A little death & total release
Beyond a scent
More like a convulsion of the senses
Like a hot, gasping breath
That penetrates your memories
And alters your subconscious