Strapped

  • Danish Brand
  • Waterproof when wet
  • For when it rains
  • Which is why the brand is called Rains
  • Also waterproof when dry
  • Cha ching

  • The gold is from Raiders of the Lost Arc
  • Nope
  • The zippers make gold zipper noises
  • Which turn into gold records
  • If you’re Pharrel
  • Shout out to Pharrell

  • Must be placed on a box when unused
  • Interior two zipped pockets
  • Symbols on zipper are from 1400 BC
  • It translates to “triangle, squiggly lines”
  • Sturdier than Sammy Sosa’s thighs
  • Breathing holes at the bottom
  • In case you plan on carrying a person
  • Räven means Fox in Swedish
  • Foxes need backpacks
  • Waxy for extra durability in the forrest
  • Has nice straps for ppl with strong grips
  • You better not have a weak grip
  • Ask for other colors
  • But don’t ask for weak straps

  • Camo so you can skate anonymously
  • Does not fit rollerblades
  • Does not fit salads
  • Does not fit anything other than pogs
  • Sometimes fits a N64 with Goldeneye
  • Shout out to Heelflip Johnny
  • Black canvas
  • This is a proper backpack
  • Serves as a dope carry-on
  • Made in the USA
  • Has a capacity of approx. 25.5 litres
  • Just in case you had a lot of soda
  • I like Fresca
  • What about you
  • Lightweight suede with leather trims
  • Oversize front zip pocket
  • To fit your oversized wallet
  • Straps are adjustable
  • And so is your attitude
  • You need an attitude adjustment
  • This is expensive
  • These palms remind me of Dr. Seuss
  • In the best way possible
  • Dr. Seuss was a G
  • He would have loved this backpack
  • BTW These colors will look great on you
  • If you are naked
  • Wear this backpack naked
  • Also in Black (swipe image for more)
  • Classic Jean Paul Gaultier bomber
  • Only it’s a backpack
  • Part proceeds go to Designers Against AIDS
  • If you don’t buy this backpack
  • You’re a bad person
  • Just kidding fam
  • You’re fucking great

  • Mike Kors is my dude
  • This pack is straight fire
  • Petina allupinya after a few years
  • This is some American Psycho shit
  • You’ll have great hair when wearing this
  • Unless you’re bald
  • Even if you’re bald you’ll have great hair
  • For women
  • Aphrodisiacally compelling
  • A little death & total release
  • Beyond a scent
  • More like a convulsion of the senses
  • Like a hot, gasping breath
  • That penetrates your memories
  • And alters your subconscious

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