"My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. My safety’s Harvard."
"Holy Christ, what am I looking at here?"
"He does watercolors. Mostly landscapes but a few nudes."
"I love you too, but I’m gonna mace you in the face!"
“Why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone’s *not* a genius? Do you especially think I’m *not* a genius? You didn’t even have to think about it, did you?”
[spotting some children crossing a river] "Look at these assholes."
"Oseary, this is probably my son Ned."
Dr. Peter Flynn:
"I understand you’re a neurosurgeon."
"No, I’m a barber, but a lot of people make that mistake."